cosrnos:

if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:

  • fuck you

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newtitties: tardismyoldgirl: are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating? that’s the power of the gay

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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treasurewisesilliness: This is Japan in a nutshell.  Forget all the crazy stuff with the weird tv programs and the cosplaying—that’s just the outer shell that gets attention because it’s unusual.  This, this is the beauty of the country.  I’ve had little grandmothers chase me down because I dropped my shinkansen tickets.  In amusement parks, the attendants do their upmost to get lost items (usually cardigans or kids’ shoes) back to the owners—before the owners even realize they’d lost said item(s). I’ve had complete strangers not only give my thorough directions but have offered to drive me to the place I needed to go. It is so, so, so hard to go back to the States after you get the J-treatment. I mean, Japan has its downside (“What is this madness you call pizza???”), but the general attitudes of everyone—even the so-called hardcore yankees (two of whom who, on a blazing summer day, helped me find one of my schools when I was heinously lost in the labyrinth that is the neighborhood in which said school is located)—is the epitome of the mindset that I wish everyone would adopt. Because yelling at people gets you nowhere. And being able to empathize with people kinda helps make this country a really nice place to live in.

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

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xlipstick-lover: f-uckface: carpe-pm: xcivlife: therealleaah: 9bmcxesjay: mustyballsack: me on my pay day.  me when the girl I like texts me first Me when I get food When I’m in the pussy whole time that was Pac just because…the difference lol Me when I graduate from high school Me on my way to steal yo girl
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tumblnlikeanecho: oh shit…that was a 300$ bong I just threw out the window…..
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kanyewesticle:

My mom said dinner would be done in 30 minutes and that was 34 minutes ago I’m losing my patience

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